"where can i find a boyfriend..?"
"where can i land an awesome job?"
"Where can i get 99cent peanut butter spread to put all over my body, the kind that doesn't make you break out"
UHH ITS SO ANNOYING HOW NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT TARGET!

it's like duhh!

I have to tell like all the people "go to target they got everrrryything!"
god it sucks.

Do you get where i'm coming from?
Duhh it's target, how come soo many people don't get it?

I got my super duper hott boyfriend there in isle six.
my mansion in the furniture department.
God and liek everything else.
"oh an dthis awesome gel bra, it's soo hott!"

But seriously, do you get it!?