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DIY breast removal... what should I do?
I'm considering doing a DIY(do it yourself) breast removal in my bathroom. Ever since puberty I have felt like my boobs didn't belong on my body. I'm a 23 year old "woman" who often feels like she's a male. Should I go through with this? I plan on using a sterilized pocket knife to chisel them off my body...hopefully the flesh will be tender and the blade will glide through like butter.... 
Thoughts?
No no no, you're going about it all wrong. You need to smother your breasts in delicious raw meat products and let two pitbulls have at them. Once they are down to the right size, electrocute the pitbulls to get them to stop, and then wipe them with antibacterial wipes and put bandages on. That's what I did, and now I have sexah boobs.
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